oops I forgot to put salad on my croutons again
(via cuurly-fries)
- me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
- me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY
AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE
LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES
(via ajaydnovilla)
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
(via iwombo)
Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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